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Jokes
Below are some Jokes to keep you amused. If you have a joke that we don't have listed here and want to share it with us, then please email it to kids@whereinyork.co.uk.
Why did the clock get sick ?
It was run down !
Sent by Alaya, Aged 9 |
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Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !
Sent by Rhys, Aged 10 |
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How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
Sent by Rhys, Aged 10 |
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What runs but never walks ?
Water !
Sent by Rhys, Aged 10 |
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What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy
Sent by Mike, Aged 8 |
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Do you know the time ?
No, we haven't met yet !
Sent by Brian, Aged 12 |
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Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
Sent by Jordan, Aged 10 |
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Why did the child study in the aeroplane ?
He wanted a higher education !
Sent by Cheri, Aged 8 |
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How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
Sent by Alaya, Aged 9 |
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How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
With a cabbage patch !
Sent by Rhys, Aged 10 |
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What is the best way to speak to a monster ?
From a long way away !
Sent by Andy, Aged 10 |
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